WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KIDS TODAY by NOFX. Album : Heavy petting zoo (1996) This is a funny one! You'll have to tune four of your guitars strings one step below the normal scale. So that E becomes D, A becomes G, D becomes C and G becomes F. A=Melvin B=El Hefe A&B=both : # intro #A !pick-slide! E----------------------------------------------------------------------| B----------------------------------------------------------------------| F----------------------------------------------------------------------| C---2------------------------------------------------------------------| G---2------------------------------------------------------------------| D---0------------------------------------------------------------------| # intro #B !pick-slide! E----------------------------------------------------------------------| B----------------------------------------------------------------------| F----------------------------------------------------------------------| C----------------------------------------------------------------------| G----------------------------------------------------7-----------------| D----------------------------------------------------------------------| : # verse #A&B X4 E-----------------------------------------------------| B-----------------------------------------------------| F-----------------------------------------------------| C---4-4-4-7-7-7-4-4-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2---| G---4-4-4-7-7-7-4-4-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2---| D---2-2-2-5-5-5-2-2-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0---| : # chorus #A X2 !play all notes X7! E-------------------------------| B-------------------------------| F-----------7-------------------| C---3-------7-------7-------7---| G---3-------5-------7-------7---| D---1---------------5-------5---| # chorus #B X2 !play all notes X7! E-------------------------------| B-------------------------------| F-------------------------------| C---7---------------7-------7---| G-----------9-------------------| D-------------------------------| : Then play A&BverseA&BX4, AchorusA or AchorusB and A&BverseA&B (without last three notes). There's nothing wrong with the song! Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 10.08.1998.