Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!

C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...