Oslo 02.01.95

Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania

Attention: Governing Body

25 Columbia Hights, Brooklyn

N.Y. 11201,

USA

This letter is to be read at the first full meeting of the Governing Body.

My dear Ayathollas of Brooklyn. Happy post generation and Armageddon year!

Well, you probably thought that I have forgotten you. I want to take this opportunity to offer my heartfelt condolences in your grief over the departured generation of 1914, which passed away after a long and painful suffering. May its memory be blessed and glossed over. The spirit probably gave you, (and only you of course) foreknowledge of the fact that after 1994 follows 1995. Lo and behold, you were right again, just like in 1924/25. This seems to be the only prophesies you ever manages to get right. This year the "1914 generation" will be well and truly buried. You won't get much more effect out of that hogwash story. Better get on with the "snowjob" boys. You know the usual mumbo jumbo about how humble you are and that you newer actually said anything about the "generation", but as usual it was "some" who had misinterpreted you and they expected "more" than there was room for.

I was quite astonished when I realized that you really gone and falsified the report on the number of publishers in Norway for august 94. I realize of course that you are pretty desperate, but to add a thousand persons just to salvage your average for the year seem a bit rich even for you.

We are all eagerly anticipating the program for this summers assemblies. What on earth will you tell the "faithful". How long will they survive on the swill that you serve them. Ah, you will probably be able to string them along for many years to come yet, with the usual drivel about the "end" being nearer than ever before. Well, as I said before, the only end you boys will ever experience is you own, and that personal end will be pretty soon for some of you.

You really are a sad and sorry lot in your ivory tower, far away from all reality, in your insane dreamworld of make-believe "chronology". Are you really that crazy or stupid to think that God has something to do with your little ridiculous organization. Don't you understand by now that this organization is a product of your own sick minds and what little imagination you got left.

May God in his infinite wisdom have mercy on you. I'm glad that I am not responsible for your judgment. It would indeed be a harsh one.

Yours disrespectfully

Norman