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To part a bee in two

I wonder if it's possible to cut a bee in two. With a chainsaw.
Of course, it depends on how large the bee is, and how small your chainsaw is.
But what I'm talking about here, is a ordinary, medium sized bee, and a completely normal, orange, Husquerna chainsaw.
The chainsaw should of course have a good grip, a good, firm, working grip is important. And it must be in tip top shape, oiled and looked after properly.
The bee should be laying on something woody, and of course it would be dead, after all, I'm not a person who mistreats animals.
I would grip the chainsaw firmly, and carefully divided the bee in two parts, just on the middle.
Then I would have picked up the two parts, and put them in two matchboxes.
The front of the bee, I would have sent to a person I like, and the back I would send to someone I didn't like. Because a bee has one woolly and soft part, and one stingy part.
When I had sent enough bees round and about, it probably would be peace on earth.