...And Another Fic Was Born In The Still Of The Forest

"Hmmm... what's this weird place, guys?"

Yowsa, everyone! (whatever that means) This is where I decided to stick all my stories and stuff that's not really thought over, just written down in a fleeting moment, and here it is!
Short, Weird Things, in other words...
These are stories that will either just end up here for good or be written into a long fic.
Only time will tell...
Hope you enjoy them, and yes, they are still about the Turtles-- in one way or another! <G>

Love, Lola S. Cubish ...please give me feedback: lolascubish@hotmail.com

PS: Fans of Michaelangelo may or may not like this page...you have been warned...

"What is my problem with Man, you ask? No, I ask you; what was Man's problem with me?"
- sample from Armand Van Helden's, "U Don't Know Me"

Zet The Moneymaker
The first, and so far shortest and weirdest of these stories. You won't be surprised when I tell you I wrote this in my math class. <G>

Permanent Green
A short story starring Donatello. Codeword: Twilight Zone.
Shadow Watcher
When struggling with reality, having confusing thoughts, walking around in strangely set, but yet familiar scenes, someone from the outside is talking to the turtles.
Pancake Lizard
A farmer doesn't get too happy when he finds out that a big turtle is lurking about his farm.
But his daughter doesn't seem to mind it that much...
The Table
A little girl is more than a little girl, a table is more than a table...
This story is put on ice for the moment.
Spare Parts Express
Why change when she already loves you as you are? Or does she?
What about being unique? But then again, what about fitting in, being a part?
OBS: In some ways, this is a possible sequel to "Permanent Green". Depends on how you see it.
Section 3
Finally a story starring, of the TMNT, only Leonardo.
There's a desert(noticed how weird my settings are?). There's an oasis. There's a man covered in white rags. There's a resident of the oasis. There's a monster. There's a little girl. There are numerous references to The Wizard Of Oz, and this fic is named after a song by The Prodigy. Need I say more? Weirdness.
Re-Rewind
I started writing this sidestory which is based on my longest fanfic, "When In Rome...", on March 30th, 2000,.exactly a year after I started writing "When In Rome...".
We get to see both future flashes and some of the past from my favorite self-composed fanfic couple, Don and Paula, in this little tidbit I wrote entirely after a picture I happened to doodle when I was sitting in a drawing class.
No turtle metaphores, no deeper meaning, really...just a description of the relationship between two beings, one a tad special. We're in the backyard of 1991...
Freak Power
This is a dedication to Fan Fiction, and especially to the TMNT Fanfic Awards. It's about the prosess of writing a story, and one of the strange ways in which it can be developed. Basically, I have a big, empty space and I toy around with the TMNT. Suddenly, the story itself is turning against me...
Go see how it turned out.
My Venus Fanfic ^_^;
My one and only Venus DeMilo fan fic! (Shadow Watcher doesn't count, damn you! <G>) As weird and short as ever! We're back on track, people! Tee hee! <laughs manically and jumps around rattling chicken bones> Muhahahaa! It's official, my good folks! She's gone insane! ;D
Zounds! Zealous Zoster
Even Michaelangelo can lose his spunk once in a while...
Definitely the longest one of the Short, Weird Things (tm) so far.
IZ US
Telescopes, diners, wandering, death, dark alleys, lakes, faces, the future and jelly beans...
We start in the aftermath of a couple of deaths, and follow Mike, Raph and their astronomist friend, Colliar, who's trying to get back with his love, Mae, Leo's who's finding himself in a difficult position, trying to comfort his best friend's widow and her son, and Don who's out hiking with a good friend and his very energetic granddaughter.
Coming.
Sunday 8pm
Raph wakes up with a hangover and an annoying dream in his head.
We follow my take on what Raph does on his Sundays to see if he can make it to the "family thing" in the evening. Bonus: Raphael cooks!
Coming.
Scar Tissue
The long-awaited sequel to Section 3.
Leo and Siyane have made it to the gas station, and the others are on their way.
Little does Leonardo know what they have been up to, and that soon, they're all about to meet up with two certain FBI agents. The origin of Siyane is revealed...
Strange X-Files/TMNT crossover.
Coming.
Tanathophobia
Macho vigilante Casey Jones finally gets the chance to face his fears, in various forms...
Coming.
Out Of Blue Comes Green
"Yes, it's me. Your mama." Nuff said.
Coming.
Rocks And Stones NEW!
Leo goes bonkers, and Raph, as the only remaining turtle, has to deal with it.
Darkfic deluxe, horrible.
Under Ground
A very TMNT-inspired story I did for my english test. (age 14)

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Disclaimer: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are property of Mirage Studios, all rights reserved, and I do not own them. They are created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird.
All other characters used on this page, however, with the exception of Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Splinter, Casey Jones, April O'Neill, The Shredder, and Tatsu, are copyright of Lola S. Cubish, 1999, and further on, so if you want to use any of them, please ask for my permission.
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