NOTE: Some of the things Don does in this shrine may seem out of character. This is because he's my version of him. You have been warned.
NOTE: Some of the things Don does in this shrine may seem out of character. This is because he's my version of him. You have been warned.
Reasons why Don is so lovable:
1. He's green
Don:
That's
a reason for loving me?
Lola:
Aww, come on! Don't stop me after only
one reason!
Don:
Okay...go on.
Lola:
Thank you.
2.
He's a turtle
3.
He's a genious
Don:
Well, I would definitely not call myself a genious!
Lola:
Oh, shush...see how modest he is, people?
Don:
<blush>
4. He has a bo for his weapon, and boy is he good at handling it...
Don:
It's all from years of training, you know...it's not a natural born talent.
Lola:
Oh, come on...just admit you're good.
"Grrrr, wanna try anything,
pal?!"
Our hero fighting bravely
Lola: Okay, so he didn't
actually say 'Grrrr, wanna try anything, pal?!'
Don: No, I did not!
Lola: Okay, okay...I told
them you didn't say it...sheesh!
5.
He has the best lines in the movies
6.
He's got such a cute chin
7.
He's got such sexy arms
8.
He's got so muscular calves
9.
He's got a giant mouth...(You would really
feel it if he kissed
you)
Don:
Ahem, could we stop listing up my body parts now, please?
Lola:
Hehe...
10.
He's helpful
11.
And his help actually improves situations
12.
He could probably design the entire house if ya decided to move in with
him
Don:
That's exaggerating a little, but basically, yeah, I think I could do it...
Lola:
Ain't he great, people?
13.
He's an incredibly nice guy...Um, I mean turtle
14.
He's a walking paradox (don't make me explain that one)
Don:
Could you please explain it?
Lola:
Don, I said no. <sulks>
Don:
<EG>
15.
He's a really good conversationist
16.
He's has the habit of dancing around with a mop
17.
And boy is he cute when he kisses it...
Don:
Aww, geez-- you guys saw the thing with the mop and all?
Lola:
You'd be surprised at what we've seen...!
Don:
<groan>
18.
He's sensitive
19.
He's caring
20.
He would make a great father (The kids would be really gree--um, I mean
bright,
too)
21.
He's a good dancer
Don and Mike dancing...told ya he could dance! ^_^
22.
He's got a really sweet voice
23.
He's got wonderful deep, brown eyes
Don:
I'm not in the mood for the staring game today, Lola.
Lola:
Who says I'm playing?
Don:
<looks away, blushing>
24.
He's a wiz with computers
25.
He's good at fixing things
Don:
Thank you.
Lola:
You're welcome. You're a real handy man!
Don:
Handy turtle.
Lola:
Oh, yes, that's right...handy turtle. Sorry.
Don:
That's okay. It's a common mistake.
Don, the handy turtle
26.
His smile is so endearing (Um, I don't remember if I'm ripping off Nat
on that one or not)
27.
He's so shy
28.
He's the peace keeper of the gang
29.
He wears a purple bandanna
30.
He's funny
31.
The way he scratches his arm... <sigh> and his neck...and his chin <faint>
Don:
<scratches his chin>
Lola:
You did that on purpose, right?
Don:
Who? Me? <cheezy grin>
32.
He's really good on the skateboard
33.
Because he made Raph mad when he ripped the tape off his mouth (No offense.
I love Raph, too)
34.
Because he made professor Jordan Perry scream when he ripped the tape off
his mouth
35.
Because of the line "I gotta get the hang of this,"
Don: <mumbles> I still haven't gotten the hang of it...
36. Because he didn't get a scratch when he got thrown about twenty feet up in the air and dropped through a roof
Don:
I am Super Donny!
Lola:
Hee hee!
Here's a pic of him and April Get away from him, woman! <EG>
37.
He even makes "Ouch, aahh, oww," sound incredibly cute
38.
He's such a darling
Don:
A darling?
Lola:
Yes you are, yes you are, aren't you? <pulls Don's cheeks> A little
darling!
Don:
Hey, stop that-- you're embarassing me!
Lola:
Muhahaha! <runs off to write more when Don isn't looking>
39.
He looks SO cute when he's sad, troubled, or worried about someone
40.
He's really good at surfing on an office chair
41.
The way he looks when he's really surprised
42.
The way he irritates the shit out of his brothers by making scientific
remarks when they're not needed ("Actually, did you know that in some countries,
dung is used as a fuel source?")
Don:
That
irritates them?
Lola:
You have no idea how...!
43.
He reads a lot
44.
He cares about his brothers feelings, and tries to figure out their problems
45.
He's against killing people
Don failing in an attempt to talk with Mike about serious issues
46. His laugh (Not the one he had in movie number one..."He he he nyak nyak" Arrgh! )
Don:
Are you implying something?
Lola:
Me? Oh, no, no...not me!
Don:
Hrrmpph!
Lola:
Look people! It's one of the rare times that Donny gets angry! And remember:
You saw it first on Lola's site!
Don:
I'm not angry.
Lola:
Whatever...
47.
His incredibly cute frown <sigh...faint>
48.
He doesn't know how to act when/if a woman likes him (most of the time
he doesn't even realize that they do)
Don:
Huh? Somebody likes me?
Lola:
Duh, just a about a hundred girls out there!
Don:
Oh...?
Lola:
Yep, haven't you been listening?
Don:
Oh...
Lola:
Don the Eloquent strikes again...
49.
He's diplomatic
50.
He's a dreamer
Don:
Who isn't a dreamer?
Lola:
You're right. Good point.
51. The way he "polishes" his head all the time
Don:
<quickly takes his hand down from his head> I do not!
Lola:
I rest my case.
52.
His great insults
53.
His big, sexy hands
Don:
I thought we were to refrain from listing up body parts?
Lola:
I never promised that...<EG>
54.
His crazy inventions (Well, that's in the cartoon, but I'm putting it here
anyway)
Aah...sweet childhood memories! Cute cartoon pic of Donny.
55. He's naked practically all the time <drool...goes into short coma>
Don:
Hey! <crosses his legs and covers himself with his arms>
Lola:
What's the matter? You've been naked your entire life!
Don:
Um, uh, I...good point, Lola. <relaxes>
56.
He's cute when he falls off horses
57.
He's experiences the most physical pain in the movies, poor him (Yeah,
it's true! Even if Raph got beat up by The Foot)
Don:
Yep, that's right...<sigh> look at all my bruises!
Lola:
Aww, poor widdle Donny! You want me to blow on them?
Don:
No, um, I, eh, they're not that bad...
Lola:
They are! <pokes Don lightly>
Don:
Oww! That hurts!
Lola:
See? <EG>
58.
He makes great grimaces
59.
He's the most sophisticated turtle (I think)
60.
He's drinks too much coffee and looks
so cute holding a coffee cup,
for some reason
Don:
Too much coffee?
Lola:
Yep.
Don:
No, that's not true...is it?
Lola:
<whistles innocently>
61.
The way he talks with his mouth full ("Pork rind.")
62.
The way he drinks through a straw
Don:
Those are reasons for loving me? Geez, that's even worse than "he's green"!
Lola:
Hmmpphh!
Don:
What? I just don't think it's very well reflected, that's all...
Lola:
It's supposed to be funny, not reflected!
Don:
Ah, I see...
63. The way he stares into space
Don:
<stares into space>
Lola:
Now you're doing cute things to impress me again!
Don:
Am not!
Lola:
Well, either way-- you succeded!
Don:
Um...<shy smile>
64.
The name Donatello, the name Donny and the name Don
65.
He's thoughtful
66.
The phrase "It's a Kodak moment."
67.
The way he jumped up and down, holding his foot, after Leo dropped a box
on it
Don:
You know, that was painful! I'll admit that.
Lola:
Poor Donny.
68.
The way he walks <sigh>
69.
His neck <Mmm...>
Don:
More body parts?
Lola:
Tee-hee...!
70. Eric Talbot's "Not One Word" starring Donatello (if you wanna read it, I've got it on my site)
Don:
Oh, no! Anything but "Not One Word"!! Aaahhh!!
Lola:
Am I being mean to you, Don?
Don:
Duh!
Lola:
But, Donny-- we have to please the public!
Don:
<mumbles> But it's so embarassing...
Lola:
No, I think it's really cute! They'll love it!
Don:
We'll see about that...
Lola:
Exactly! ^_^
71. Lotus Blossom's "On Becoming Real", chapter two (go here to read it ) Warning! Mature readers only!
Don:
Aiigh! Alright, that's it! This list is done! Don't you people dare
to read that!
Lola:
Hey, wait, I had some more reasons--
Don:
No. I'm sorry, but no. Have you no respect for privacy? <stalks
away>
Lola:
<lost, sad voice> Donny! I'm sorry, Don! Come back! Donny?
Lola:
Regretfully, I couldn't make this list any longer, because it would've
resulted in Donny dying in a fit of blushing from too many compliments.
<GGG>
Don:
No, I wouldn't! That's physically impossible! Besides, that's not why we
ended--
Lola:
Oh, Donny! You're sooo cute and
sooo smart! You're downright
gorgeous! You're so sexy I think I'm gonna faint!
Don:
<blush> Err, you can stop now...
Lola:
You're the turtle of my dreams! <going in for "the kill"> I want to
have your babies!
Don:
<blushes until his green face actually
turns red, and then he
drops>
Lola:
<dryly> Pssh! What did I tell you? <hooks Donny up in respirator>
Bye, people! <waves> See ya around! And don't worry! Donny will be juuuust
fine! ;)
Don:
Ack...<cough cough>
Lola:
See? :)
Don:
<hoarsely> Help me...help me...
<Lola
drags Donny off to his comfy Shrine Palace
to get him some rest>
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