#1: “In one you shoot a ball through a hoop, in the other you shoot a ball through a hoop.”
(explaining the difference between netball and basketball to Dennis)
#2: ”Dennis thinks sivilisation began with the TV”
#3: “Put up, or shut up, man!”
(answering Dennis when he says they can`t play football on the basketball-court)
#4: Marco: “I`ve paid good money for a really nice pair of boots. What`s your problem?”
Thania: “My problem is....” (interrupted)
Marco: “For a second there I really thought I cared.”
#5: “Excuse me, it died to make me look good.”
(speaking of his alligator-skin boots)
#6: Marco: “Dennis, considering a cow died to make this soccerball.”
Dennis: “Man, what is one stupid cow?”
Marco: “Have some respect! Some people are very, very sensitive about certain issues.”
(being sarcastic towards Thania)
#7: “She`s not skinny. She`s got curves. Think Sophia Loren. She is sofisticated. Dresses straight out of Italian Vogue. And smells like.......Giorgio Armani perfume.”
(describing his ideal woman to Dennis)
#8: “We get the introductions over, we head down to the Sharkpool, and WHOOPS (!), you know, we get separated.”
(planning his and Dennis` double date)
#9: “Yeah, well I guess they all lack my style, eh?”
(talking `bout all the guys who has been turned down by Angie)
#10: “Chicks, man! Why are they sensitive about everything? I mean, EVERYTHING!”
(after Angie dumped him)
#11: “Si. Mi chiamo Marcello!”
#12: “Me and Roberto are the best things that ever came out of Monte Merano.”
(talking about football-star Roberto Bandin)
#13: “Scusi? Pui ripetere, per favore?”
(asking Roberto to repeat what he just said in Italian, as he didn`t understand a thing)
#14: “I have to get a new shirt anyway, to match my socks.” (say WHAT???)
#15: “Girls love guys with weaknesses.” (no comment...)
#16: “I want that shirt, man! Look at that! What`s that? Jam? Tomatosauce? That would cost me a fortune in the shop, man!”
(swapping clothes with Draz)
#17: “Well, now you know how I feel in chemistry, Miss.”
(trying to teach Miss Kassis softball)
#18: “Don`t judge the woman. She`s actually a really sweet person.”
(telling Gem about Miss Kassis)
I`m sorry I don`t have more quotes, but the show stopped for a while, and I didn`t get to tape some of the episodes. :o(